"Oh hi there!
My name is Victor and I'm a scientist! And I do all sorts of stuff scientists do... but I'm focusing on researching the dark energies coming from a portal in my lab! It's a really fun thing to see what might come through! Oh, but don't worry, they won't get through our security! Our team isn't that big, we have, like, 4 more scientists other than me... okay, my team is really small, but hey! We have a portal and... and we're studying it,so... that makes us scientists... right?
Though I wonder what could be on the other side of that portal..."