RelationSHIP advice!
Username: tigressa
Link to sign-up post: let's get down to squidness
Prompt response:
Aden smiles, a glint in his eye. Relationship advice? Easy-peasy.
"Listen old man...", he starts, "I got a man at home just like you. Quiet, courteous, hardworking-"
(He seems distracted for a moment then snaps back)
"You don't want to come on too strong, right? A casual dinner date always works. Dress up. You have nice arms!! Show them off. A crisp button up would do - and roll up your sleeves - shows just enough to let him know. Take him somewhere nice but safe. You never know if he might have allergies. Try to find out what he likes to eat."
(He thinks for a moment, squinting his eyes a little)
"What was his name again? Mark? Mike? Oh Monty!! That Richards guy...He walked like a newborn fawn on thin ice when he was on the cruise. Always had his face in a book. Easy. I'm sure he'll like you regardless of whatever you do."
(He winks)
"On the third date - which I am Sure you will have. Get him a book. He'll probably mention what he likes within the first five minutes of your first date. He's a nerd. I can't smell it. Keep the title in mind. Jot it down if you have to."
(He looks at his wristwatch)
"Well... That's all I have to say. Go get 'im, tiger!"