guys i have a story to tell you.
i was taking a shower after school today. i noticed there was a yellow jacket in the bathroom - there have been multiple in there within the past week, maybe there's a hive in the vent or something. so i left the door hoping it would leave.
i went to my room and then went to dinner. after i was done, i returned to my room, keen on playing star stable and buying a bunch of horses because i was tired and there is a bazaar. i plopped into my bed.
3 seconds in and i noticed a bright pain emerging right. in. MY. BUMCHEEK. i almost SCREAMED. i jumped 3 feet while my soul went 6 feet under. it hurt SO. BAD. IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY PJS. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM AND IT'S RIGHT LIKE A BULLSEYE ON MY BUM. IT HURTS SO BAD GUYS. i put on zinc (baby cream) and it actually helped quite a lot but i swear to GOD i hope that yellowjacket died violently, i really do. it was in. MY. BED
i didn't cry, miraculously. instead i went and bought 2 horses instead of 1 as a treat because i was good and the bee was bad. i also have another thing to share later but for now i'm going to mope and take a shower